February 2012
nyeeeeaaaah:
These people on black fashion dress like they have no parents
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cultureshockshwagg reblogged your photo: idisrespectfemales: corpsehustle: …
Thank god I dont have swag !
hold up dawg your URL includes the word “shwagg”, you are not immune from taking a heap of L’s right along with mr. unitard
pyramidvritra:
why did that nigga put the price of the outfit on the post though
why did that nigga do anything other than jump into a pot of boiling oil
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fleshliterature replied to your post: What does it mean to “run train”?
OMG so many guccis
i don’t know how i’d feel if i were gucci #35 in that situation, knowing that 34 guccis had already been inside, presumably sans rubber
chaosghost:
fleshliterature:
its funny that people used to spank their wives as punishment
then some real nigga invented the backhand and started getting shit done with efficiency
Anonymous asked: What does it mean to "run train"?
sometimes you just need to throw caution to the wind and give people very harsh (but true) compliments like “wow that dress looks great on you, makes me want to grab a couple of my friends and run train”, show them how you really feel
free-earl:
true life im on one
How do nigga get addicted to coffee and alcohol...
you clearly aren’t drinking either of them for the right reasons
the pink panther is a very homoerotic cartoon and it is my favorite homoerotic cartoon
venusaurphobia:
Black face for nerds.
a minstrel show starring jaleel white and whoever played dwayne wayne in “a different world”
quixoticScribe: joshishollywood: I always feel... →
joshishollywood:
cupofg:
photographedhistories:
joshishollywood:
I always feel really sad whenever someone says they really identify with the “nerd humour” in The Big Bang Theory because I can’t think of anyone more in need of a gentle talking-to
“No no no, I’m sorry honey but they’re not laughing with you”
yeah my parents reactions…
The fact that the big bang theory is black face for...
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tweetsfromkanye replied to your post: tweetsfromkanye started following you god i hope…
it’s exactly like textsfrombennett. the profile you visited was a hologram, intended to lure you into my trap. you better be prepared for some sick-ass tweets from kanye, motherfucker
i’m already glad i followed back
if chris brown was a dark skin nigga named...
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tweetsfromkanye started following you
god i hope this isn’t like textsfrombennett
EDIT: it isn’t anything like textsfrombennett; i’m very relieved
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thelasturinebender replied to your post: is dat u picture man i see u blog an u gotta swags man i an i like to u know dat also im new tumblr so i don know stuffs alotta so i gonna se u blog den im gonna know how to make BETTER tumbeler
i see u blog an u gotta swags lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo im crying
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cplgeronimomurray replied to your post: is dat u picture man i see u blog an u...
tattooedmansodmg:
putrezire:
Imagine if you broke a man’s nose with the force of your cunnilingus orgasm
imagine if you decapitated him
imagine if that man’s name was mitt romney
chels-e-lately:
shalalab00m:
blacktimtebow:
if you’re a female with low self-esteem and a high body mass index then you and i could be more than just friends
O_o ???
smh, what about us confident girl? lol
your services will not be needed.
paltalkswag asked: is dat u picture man i see u blog an u gotta swags man i an i like to u know dat also im new tumblr so i don know stuffs alotta so i gonna se u blog den im gonna know how to make BETTER tumbeler
i feel like a lot of the washington wizards could definitely make a good post-basketball career out of touring with the circus
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onlyonly replied to your post: i’m trying to figure out how i could create a…
omg amazing
the budget for this porno flick is whatever change i can find in the couch so i might have to pay all the actors and actresses in ramen flavor pouches
i think i lost 5 followers because i was making posts about octuple penetration but i think i gained 5 new followers because i was making posts about octuple penetration…it’s like my page is a decaying log in the forest, some might see it as a rotting piece of dead wood but others might see it as a home and a source of food so i guess you could say i’m comparing my new followers...
i’m trying to figure out how i could create a double vag quadruple anal porn without having 6-8 nude men in the same room but i don’t think that’s going to be possible if i’m going to use a cellphone camera and windows live movie maker because i don’t see a CGI option on here, but i can definitely add clipart and make the video spin in a full circle
handfu1ofdust:
blacktimtebow:
i’m waiting anxiously for a woman with a superfluous second anus to pioneer a new genre of porn known as double vag quadruple anal (DVQA), just to shake things up a bit, the porn genre game has been quite stale recently…i mean once you’ve seen a 2-liter soda bottle and a football in opposing holes, you’ve seen everything
Suzanna, there’s someone I’d like you to...
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dongcity replied to your post: i’m waiting anxiously for a woman with a…
A three liter bottle of that shitty generic soda they sell at Rite Aid in the butt, one of those metal popcorn drums in the cooter all while she chugs a diet coke and swallows a mento. that’s what I get off to.
i saw a three-liter bottle of pineapple soda once and the first thing i thought was “how funny would...
i’m waiting anxiously for a woman with a superfluous second anus to pioneer a new genre of porn known as double vag quadruple anal (DVQA), just to shake things up a bit, the porn genre game has been quite stale recently…i mean once you’ve seen a 2-liter soda bottle and a football in opposing holes, you’ve seen everything
crewneckshawty:
i looked up to the dude in the eastboyz who always carried around the gas can
“wdeujwisf7us8dryfheuw fbeuwfhrwuufh2u wqueidkrhuheidkq sdheujqiwfhru”
– Keak da sneak (via dreroyale)
Anonymous asked: are you a boy or a girl?
we need a middle eastern basketball player to come up, i’ve been playing with all these people and the white people are steve nash or dirk nowitzki, and the mixed guys are blake griffin, and the bony niggas are kevin durant, and the fat kids are andray blatche, and now all the asians are jeremy lin (instead of yao ming)
but the pakistani/indian/et cetera folks have nobody yet so we need to...
queefnasty:
shoutouts to all the extra tall niggas looking deformed and looking down all the time looking real slow like and the extra short niggas that wanna fight all the time when the words small, short, or tiny is brought up shoutouts to the average height niggas who cant join in on the debate because they just made it.
Anonymous asked: god damnit i fucking love you
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triple-6 replied to your post: if you’ve ever eaten at white people’s houses,…
The secret ingredient in all my food is boo boo.
not surprising
if you’ve ever eaten at white people’s houses, then chances are there was at least one time when you took a deep breath and said a silent prayer before you took the first bite, knowing that your life is at risk when you’re dealing with unpredictable caucasians and their experimental-type recipes
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digitalskullkid replied to your post: what does it mean to “elroy” someone???
missing e bro…the same way i can reply to reblogged posts lol
good lord almightly tumblr is apparently extra futuristic
how come we can reblog questions but we can’t deactivate garbage blogs
Anonymous asked: See we more futuristic than you thought bruh
Anonymous asked: what does it mean to "elroy"...
blacktimtebow:
if you don’t know what it is then you’re clearly not futuristic
hold up how in the world did you reblog a question
you people have some NASA level applications on your tumblr or something
